I am too cowardly to attach my given name to the fruits of my labor. yet this was a decision of necessity. A busy life such as mine cannot be disprupted by the insatiate attentions of the media, feeding the needs of an adoring yet unsympathetic public. So I have ommitted my name.

Right. Anyhow, I was born during the nineteen seventies in Southern California, where I was then raised. After graduating from high school, I attended college and recently recieved a degree in English. Unfortunately, despite the recent success of the U.S. economy, careers requiring a strong understanding of esoteric modern poetry are difficult to find.

Taking this into consideration, I took pains to learn the basics of web design before graduating. Since I have spent my time learning as much more as I could, learning DHTML, Javascript, the various tools of graphic management, and all those little absurdities you would never associate with web production until you did it, such as the LAYER tag. Yeah, that's one of the worst.

My five favorite synonyms for inane are (in no particular order) vapid, vacuous, asinine, insipid and fatuous.